Internet Bull$hit

Internet Bull$hit

I picked up the paper this morning and was surprised to see the pic of Brutus the croc with that Bull Shark in its mouth. ย Its a story that circulated not too long ago…but the story has evolved a bit. ย The first story said that the shark had been caught by a fisherman, and while being landed Brutus taxed the tax man. ย A few reposts later and he nailed this Bull Shark mid swim! ย Which he managed missing a front leg at the ripe old age of 80. ย This Bull Shark is not the only Bull Sh$t you’ll find.

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Then there was a Yellowfin Tuna free swimming around the docks at Islamorada. ย Free swimming! ย And who would have thought, there are some guys standing ready with a flying gaff. ย What actually happened here? ย I think that sport fisher in the background caught the fish on the way in, popped it in the live well and re released it half dead. ย Cruel in my opinion.


Another was a sword that chased a Redfish to the beach. ย Now Swordfish do some strange shit. ย  In the 30s they used to catch them using Spinach and Lettuce. ย Yip, you read that right. ย But their stomachs are usually full of seaweed, so maybe not that weird. ย A sword chasing a Redfish in shallow surf is one thing, but we all know fish only feed when they’re happy and healthy…so good luck catching a fit Sword bare handed.

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aaaaand then this happened: “We were a few markers down when a buddy called us to come look at the “Marlin” swimming in the second gut. It washed up into the 1st gut and some guys pulled it a bit deeper and tried to revive it. It expired and they pulled it up back up towards shore. I looked it over pretty good. No shark bites, nothing visible in its throat, and overall looked to be in good shape. I snapped a few pics and had to leave as the crowd kept trying to call the Sword a “marlin” and wasn’t taking no for an answer. “

My personal favourite however, was this man jumping from a helicopter and hand wrestling a “free swimming” striped marlin! ย Or…. was that ย recently released exhausted variety? ย I think the latter.

Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it

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