TACO, THE ALIEN
Moustache – check Mullet – check Slight twang to the accent, as if he’s a Texan with biltong futures in Prieska or a South African guiding in Texas – check. Fishin’ ‘dungarees, big-ass truck, kick-ass boat, plus a bunch of other adjective-ass noun stuff. Check check check check. Like a caterpillar into a butterfly, the [...]